The Dusty Clam
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The Dusty Clam
By Jen Jenivive
Paperback; 31 pages
Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out!
Why should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:
- Your name is Linda
- Your name is Fiona
- You have a clam
- You like clams
- You enjoy silly adult themed humor
- You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above
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